Adam Sandler - Daddy's Beard

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Daddy shaved his beard today
Mustache and sideburns went away
Daddy’s lips are really small
Doesn’t have a chin at all
Daddy made a big mistake
My father used to shave
My dad had a beard and then literally every ten years would shave his beard
Didn’t ask us, just fucking came out of nowhere, shaved it
It was-Any time my father shaved his beard, it was the only time you saw him
look vulnerable when he first came out of the bathroom, he’s like…
Everyone’s like «Dad has dimples? I didn’t know dad had dimples.»
«It'll grow back»
«Why'd you do it?»
«I don’t know, it was, uh, it was itchy.»
«It's been itchy for ten fucking years?»